Frequently Asked Questions Regarding The Plan 9 Operating System

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            Universal Answer To All Stupid Questions

Q: Is there … for Plan 9?

Short answer: No.

Long answer: Yes, but you won't be able to find it (and it probably doesn't work either).

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Q: Is Plan 9 suitable for …?

No.

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Q: Does Plan 9 support the generally accepted standard …?

No.

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Q: How do I … with Plan 9?

Don't.

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Q: Are files …?

No.

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Q: Are there alternatives to Plan 9?

No.

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Q: Is it correct that …?

No.

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BTW: This is why we call it Plan Nein in German (nein is pronounced like nine but actually means no).