Frequently Asked Questions Regarding The Plan 9 Operating System
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Q: Is there … for Plan 9?
Short answer: No.
Long answer: Yes, but you won't be able to find it (and it probably doesn't work either).
Q: Is Plan 9 suitable for …?
Q: Does Plan 9 support the generally accepted standard …?
Q: How do I … with Plan 9?
Q: Are files …?
Q: Are there alternatives to Plan 9?
Q: Is it correct that …?
BTW: This is why we call it Plan Nein in German (nein is pronounced like nine but actually means no).