BoaScript

• Object-oriented language (actually not)
• Functional language (Unclosures)
• Weak dynamic typing
• All code is UTF-16
• All undefined variables have a true random value
• All variables are stored in an RDBMS using SQL
• All keywords are from different languages (DISCRIMINATION)
• Numbers may be entered using Arabic, Chinese or Roman numerals
• There are no error messages, Code is corrected automatically
• Cloud support
• Arithmetic operations truncate numbers to a varying number of bits
• There are no integers or booleans (confuses users)
• only XML I/O
• IT'S PORTABLE (runs on Debian and Red Hat)
• Garbage Creator (every array when left unnoticed will slowly fill with garbage / references to existing objects)
• Speed is not an issue
• Bitshift operators somehow slower than arithmetic operators
• No goto, break or continue (STRUCTURED PROGRAMMING)
• Compile-free
• Variables with odd numbers of characters local, even number global