| Man: | You sit here, dear. |
| Wife: | All right. |
| Man: | Morning! |
| Waitress: | Morning! |
| Man: | Well, what've you got? |
| Waitress: | Well, there's plan 9 tools and acme; plan 9 tools 9p and acme; plan 9 tools and mac; plan 9 tools acme and mac; plan 9 tools acme 9p and mac; mac acme 9p and mac; mac plan 9 tools mac mac acme and mac; mac 9p mac mac acme mac upas and mac; |
| 9fans: | Mac mac mac mac... |
| Waitress: | ...mac mac mac plan 9 tools and mac; mac mac mac mac mac mac rc mac mac mac... |
| 9fans: | Mac! Lovely mac! Lovely mac! |
| Waitress: | ...or faces database with a simple structure served via 9p written in C supplied with kencc, rc and with a fried plan 9 tools on top and mac. |
| Wife: | Have you got anything without mac? |
| Waitress: | Well, there's mac plan 9 tools 9p and mac, that's not got much mac in it. |
| Wife: | I don't want ANY mac! |
| Man: | Why can't she have plan 9 tools acme mac and 9p? |
| Wife: | THAT'S got mac in it! |
| Man: | Hasn't got as much mac in it as mac plan 9 tools 9p and mac, has it? |
| 9fans: | Mac mac mac mac... (Crescendo through next few lines...) |
| Wife: | Could you do the plan 9 tools acme mac and 9p without the mac then? |
| Waitress: | Urgghh! |
| Wife: | What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like mac! |
| 9fans: | Lovely mac! Wonderful mac! |
| Waitress: | Shut up! |
| 9fans: | Lovely mac! Wonderful mac! |
| Waitress: | Shut up! (9fans stop) Bloody 9fans! You can't have plan 9 tools acme mac and 9p without the mac. |
| Wife: | I don't like mac! |
| Man: | Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your mac. I love it. I'm having mac mac mac mac mac mac mac rc mac mac mac and mac! |
| 9fans: | Mac mac mac mac. Lovely mac! Wonderful mac! |
| Waitress: | Shut up!! rc is off. |
| Man: | Well could I have her mac instead of the rc then? |
| Waitress: | You mean mac mac mac mac mac mac... (but it is too late and the 9fans drown her words) |
| 9fans: | (Singing elaborately...) Mac mac mac mac. Lovely mac! Wonderful mac! Mac ma-a-a-a-a-c ma-a-a-a-a-ac mac. Lovely mac! Lovely mac! Lovely mac! Lovely mac! Lovely mac! Mac mac mac mac! |