Man:You sit here, dear.
Wife:All right.
Man:Morning!
Waitress:Morning!
Man:Well, what've you got?
Waitress:Well, there's plan 9 tools and acme; plan 9 tools 9p and acme; plan 9 tools and mac; plan 9 tools acme and mac; plan 9 tools acme 9p and mac; mac acme 9p and mac; mac plan 9 tools mac mac acme and mac; mac 9p mac mac acme mac upas and mac;
9fans:Mac mac mac mac...
Waitress:...mac mac mac plan 9 tools and mac; mac mac mac mac mac mac rc mac mac mac...
9fans:Mac! Lovely mac! Lovely mac!
Waitress:...or faces database with a simple structure served via 9p written in C supplied with kencc, rc and with a fried plan 9 tools on top and mac.
Wife:Have you got anything without mac?
Waitress:Well, there's mac plan 9 tools 9p and mac, that's not got much mac in it.
Wife:I don't want ANY mac!
Man:Why can't she have plan 9 tools acme mac and 9p?
Wife:THAT'S got mac in it!
Man:Hasn't got as much mac in it as mac plan 9 tools 9p and mac, has it?
9fans:Mac mac mac mac... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife:Could you do the plan 9 tools acme mac and 9p without the mac then?
Waitress:Urgghh!
Wife:What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like mac!
9fans:Lovely mac! Wonderful mac!
Waitress:Shut up!
9fans:Lovely mac! Wonderful mac!
Waitress:Shut up! (9fans stop) Bloody 9fans! You can't have plan 9 tools acme mac and 9p without the mac.
Wife:I don't like mac!
Man:Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your mac. I love it. I'm having mac mac mac mac mac mac mac rc mac mac mac and mac!
9fans:Mac mac mac mac. Lovely mac! Wonderful mac!
Waitress:Shut up!! rc is off.
Man:Well could I have her mac instead of the rc then?
Waitress:You mean mac mac mac mac mac mac... (but it is too late and the 9fans drown her words)
9fans: (Singing elaborately...) Mac mac mac mac. Lovely mac! Wonderful mac! Mac ma-a-a-a-a-c ma-a-a-a-a-ac mac. Lovely mac! Lovely mac! Lovely mac! Lovely mac! Lovely mac! Mac mac mac mac!